Tomorrow is Another...What?

Total Tirade Episode 5 Blackberry Jam

Its been 14 years since and my opi ion hasnt changed... i wasted most important years of my life assisting with management of another persons life. And in the end, they taught me one thing...no matter what, their goal is to win over you....men are aggressively competitive by nature...nurture can calm that but the primal never leaves. The urge to compete comes first.

Upyours Management excerpt Total Tirade Episode 3

The .t.urn. Drunk Tauniaia

Im coming back people... so WATCH OUT! Yes, its just minutes past 6:30 a.m. and I m. Drunk taunia. Welcome to my show. Just imagine how actually helarious E A Poe's life might have been up to his horrendous death. He was a drunk of a different kind, possibly due to a brain tumor. He was wearing old mismatched clothing. He was poor and destitute.... A thing to be punished for. Impuities of the products and excretions from industrialization to produce such quietly hostile pruducts for consumption destroys Poe's system. Or perhaps he was born with such deformities that did not adapt to the new pollutions... But, the corporate mantra is soldier on.

Like Jewish

I was talking to a friend, telling him all about how this sahopping app ripped me off and that rental property ripped me off and the state and county short change me on benefits and how they nickel and dime you at the doctors office and keep you alive artificially just to weasle insurance benefits out of your healthcare plan for their shareholder meetings... and he turns and smiles, "What, are you like Jewish or something? Because all I hear is someone complaining non stop about being the chosen. What exactly did you think you were chosen for again?" It's gotta be suffering. "Uh, yeah. It's time to acccept it and move on." "Is it? That would be apocolyptic."

Love And other kinks

My Dad use to sing to me when I was a babe...into his hairbrush...before karaoke. I realized what he meant when he would gaze dreamingly at me and sing :Cant take my eyes off of you" Of course, this backfired on him during church sermon on Sundays ... I would not need any introduction or accompaniment ... the speaker may have actually been too boring. Who knows. I would just burst into song.... Forrest justton gooby booby tooby... P bb jay offa oooh Tooby hairz i luf zyu I did not need a choir. I preffered to sing solo, to my Dad as i held his neck , standing on my tip toes directly on his crotch...

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