Slay the day

Heres a sample. My boss caught me goofing off at work so he sent me out to do traffic detail. That's when you get to sweat it out under other peeps layers of dried sweat and other fun surprises inside a doggy suit and try to hold up an oblong sign, to attract custumers. So I really did it ... I would chase cars and bark at them and try to hump people as they would pass by on foot. I chewed up the sign and stood proud wagging my tale at the end of a hard days work. And that's how to get fired!