Like Jewish

I was talking to a friend, telling him all about how this sahopping app ripped me off and that rental property ripped me off and the state and county short change me on benefits and how they nickel and dime you at the doctors office and keep you alive artificially just to weasle insurance benefits out of your healthcare plan for their shareholder meetings... and he turns and smiles, "What, are you like Jewish or something? Because all I hear is someone complaining non stop about being the chosen. What exactly did you think you were chosen for again?" It's gotta be suffering. "Uh, yeah. It's time to acccept it and move on." "Is it? That would be apocolyptic."